This is for all the ladies out there who want to get to swingin' Singles a little better.  I've compiled a short fact sheet for y'all:

Height: 5'8"
Weight: 175 lbs. (100% muscle girls.  I'm a trainer)
Hair: Dark brown, crew cut (no more mullet!)
Eyes: Green

Favorite Movie: Return of the Jedi
Favorite Song: "Gimme Dat Nut" by Easy-E
Favorite Spice: Posh
Favorite Drink: Zima

Married: N
Sex: Y... do you even have to ask!
Turn-ons: Hot chicks, babes, when a girl rubs my crotch
Turn-offs: Janet Reno, fat chicks, cold showers, and fat chicks in spandex.

I like to take a girl out for a real good meal like at Cuco's or maybe at Salty's.  Then I like to bring her back to my place and watch a real good movie.  Sometimes I like to watch Caddyshack and other times I'm in more of a Stop or My Mom Will Shoot mood.  When I have a girl over, I like to play with Sergeant Ferguson and make him do his little gerbil tricks for her.  Usually by that time though its late, around 11:30 or so and

I recently broke up with my girlfriend Jenny, and her sister (Debra).  Jenny (or Debra) wasn't the right girl for me, but if you think you might be the right girl for Singles Pinkerton, or just want to go on one of my hot dates, then email your picture and a short message to spinkerton@london.com  To save time make sure to answer the following questions in your email:
What do you like most about Singles?
True of false: I have to pay for dinner?
Do you like to play with gerbils?
Tesh or Yanni?
Are you a fatty?
Is your sister hotter than you are?

All ladies are encouraged to apply.

Please no fatties.